I like epistolary stories. The Internet has brought them to drabbles, which is neat.
By Mark L. S. Stone
I think something’s wrong with the glasses I just bought.
At first, everything was great. These are seriously the best glasses I’ve ever had. But I’ve begun to notice something odd. The sky isn’t so much blue as it is black. Lots of people have these things – kind of like spiders, and kind of like crabs – living in their ears. It hurts too much to watch TV anymore. And sometimes I still see it all, even when I take the glasses off.
What should I do? Can I get a replacement pair?