Warning - today's story is extremely silly.
By Mark L. S. Stone
“All of you had one, at least,” they said. “All skills are acquired through the Hakoma.”
“A teacher?” the chief diplomat asked.
The aliens conferred and agreed.
That’s how Mrs. Branson – America’s president’s retired 4th grade teacher – came to the White House.
“Blasphemy!” the aliens cried when they learned that hers was not a position of authority.
Thus began the war to correct our error.