This is Jabberwock. I was the mammal's lizard. I write 'was' because I have bad news: the mammal has died. I am not surprised. Being a mammal seems to have caught on lately, but it's very stupid. Being a lizard is much better.
It is sad. The mammal gave me crickets and worms and salad and made sure my tank was always warm.
Speaking of which, I am hungry. I'll go and find something to eat.