There. The mammal is alive again.
I hope the other mammal - the girl one - stops crying and yelling and jumping up and down. She's keeping the mammal from feeding me already, and I'm hungry!
Whatever. It's night-time, anyway. All smart creatures should be asleep. I'm sure the mammal will feed me tomorrow. He's a good mammal.
Goodnight, everyone. The mammal will probably notice that I stole his computer, soon, and take it away. I hope you liked my posts. Maybe if these posts are popular, the mammal will give me a computer so I can start a blog of my own.