Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Bad News

This is Jabberwock. I was the mammal's lizard. I write 'was' because I have bad news: the mammal has died. I am not surprised. Being a mammal seems to have caught on lately, but it's very stupid. Being a lizard is much better.

It is sad. The mammal gave me crickets and worms and salad and made sure my tank was always warm.

Speaking of which, I am hungry. I'll go and find something to eat.


kindli said...

Dear Jabberwock, sorry to hear about the loss of your mammal. He was scheduled to join the Abigail at Baby P's first birthday party, perhaps you can come in his place. Condolences to you all.

Mark said...

Yes, it is a shame. I would love to come to your party. If P is one year old, I expect that he will be well-behaved and reasonable, like any one-year-old lizard.

Or, wait... Is Baby P a mammal? I am told that one-year-old mammals are difficult.